Things I want in Games
Nov. 6th, 2017 01:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thegingeryoneLess of the casual sexism. Please. Like yes I know it's 'realistic' or whatever but, if I want casual sexism I will go outside and listen to people telling me to smile more or something, please just make them generally jerks rather than jerks who specifically make sexist comments to women
I can make any character wear anything and they will not be uncomfortable in a dress. They will instead be uncomfortable in a moogle suit
EQUALLY SEXUALISED OUTFITS. If i have to wear the shitty lady costume i want the dudes to wear the awful barely-covering anything outfits too. I want them to be sexy and ridiculous together.
Please....get rid of zelda's white dress.....I fucking hate that white dress......the fuckin. shiny white dress. fuck that shit.
ganondorf?? being character???? please.
majora's mask appears and continues a long running tradition of being vaguely ominous and creepy looking but doesn't actually do anything, ever. I never want to know anything about majora unless it's useless and/or hilarious.
ok listen you can have a player character as an avatar of the player or you can make them an actual character but it is very hard for you to have both aka PLEASE make gameplay match story ok it's not that hard ok ok please do this thing for me.
I'm serious about the dresses btw mario looks super cute in the wedding dress
I want everyone to be able to wear cute clothes that are variously sexy, cute, badass, and fucking ridiculous.
More ladies. LOTS more ladies.
able to max out character things without romance, but also being able to romance if i want.
I can make any character wear anything and they will not be uncomfortable in a dress. They will instead be uncomfortable in a moogle suit
EQUALLY SEXUALISED OUTFITS. If i have to wear the shitty lady costume i want the dudes to wear the awful barely-covering anything outfits too. I want them to be sexy and ridiculous together.
Please....get rid of zelda's white dress.....I fucking hate that white dress......the fuckin. shiny white dress. fuck that shit.
ganondorf?? being character???? please.
majora's mask appears and continues a long running tradition of being vaguely ominous and creepy looking but doesn't actually do anything, ever. I never want to know anything about majora unless it's useless and/or hilarious.
ok listen you can have a player character as an avatar of the player or you can make them an actual character but it is very hard for you to have both aka PLEASE make gameplay match story ok it's not that hard ok ok please do this thing for me.
I'm serious about the dresses btw mario looks super cute in the wedding dress
I want everyone to be able to wear cute clothes that are variously sexy, cute, badass, and fucking ridiculous.
More ladies. LOTS more ladies.
able to max out character things without romance, but also being able to romance if i want.
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Date: 2017-11-12 09:44 pm (UTC)the fuckin. shiny white dress. fuck that shit.
I think it took me like at least fifty hours to get to the damn Spring of Power, and that was with Link dressed like a ninja. How did Zelda get down there in a white dress and flip-flops? Honestly if you told her that she had to spend a hundred years wearing the same outfit I bet she would have chosen differently.
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Date: 2017-11-13 11:07 am (UTC)It's so impractical!!! Give Zelda a comfortable pair of boots! I highly doubt Goddess Hylia cares if she shows up in some trousers!!!
(also going up mount lanayru in that? I don't even wanna think about that. Please give Zelda clothes. They can be white and holy if you really must but please give her clothes that look comfortable and practical. Man, now I wanna draw that..)
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Date: 2017-11-15 04:06 pm (UTC)Actually I'm really serious about this, let me send you a private message.